apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving african child
I hope somebody told you that they love you today. But if nobody did, then I love you and I hope that’s enough to make you want to live at least another day.
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth